Attention! In your hand is an indispensable training manual for new recruits to fatherhood. Written by ex-Commando and dad of three, Neil Sinclair, this manual will teach you, in no-nonsense terms, how to:
. Survive the first 24 hours
. Prepare and Plan to Prevent Poor Parental Performance
. Maintain morale in the ranks
. Feed, clothe, transport and entertain your troops
. Transport the troops successfully on manoeuvres
. Increase your flash to bang' time and 'square away' tasks along the way. And much, much more.
Let Training Commence.