Little Woody Stories: My Shadow Must Be An Angel

God must have taken vote and decided to leave me here for as long as possible. Maybe he couldn't get a majority vote for entry. Maybe the devil said there was no more room for my type. Whatever my type is!
I have gone through this life like a string of firecrackers, with a lot of bangs and a few fizzles. I have been given the opportunity to do more things in this life then 99.9% of the other people on this earth.
This book contains stories about my early life...or the parts of it I can legally talk about.