Anything to Declare?: The Searching Tales of an HM Customs Officer

In more than twenty years as a customs officer, Jon Frost worked with the mad, the bad, the brave, the stupid, the spectacular and the heroic . . .

During his time working at London airports, Jon seized presidential aircraft, a working tank, cars, lorries, boats and coffins; and uncovered wild animals, killer snakes, bush meat, animal porn, poisonous vodka, dodgy medicine, bootleg prescriptions, pirated pills, toxic alcohol, firearms, side-arms, swords, explosives, stolen gold, dirty money, blood diamonds, child pornography and every drug known to man. And the dead? He searched them too.

When you've confiscated everything from a suitcase full of human hair to a live monkey hidden in the lining of someone's overcoat, you know you can never return to a normal line of work. But then Jon went into plain clothes and undercover customs work and things became really interesting . . .

Anything to Declare? is the hilarious and often shocking true story of a life guarding the borders of Britain.