WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCUMCISION AND DIVORCE? DIVORCE GETS RID OF THE WHOLE PRICK.
Men think women don't like dirty jokes. Which proves how much men don't know!
-What do you call a man who's gagged and tied to the bed? "trustworthy"
-What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? "A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you. "
Packed with the indecent things women laugh at when men aren't around, "The Girls-Only Dirty Joke Book" offers edgy, sexy and downright raunchy humor.
The one-liners, punchlines, putdowns and comebacks cover everything from undersized penises and far-from-faithful men to oversized breasts and less-than brilliant blondes.
Although out of line at a bridal shower, they are sure to have everyone rolling in hysterics at a bachelorette party.