Dirty French: Everyday Slang from "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

GET D!RTY
Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in French with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:
-Cool slang
-Funny insults
-Explicit sex terms
-Raw swear words
"Dirty French" teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of France:
-What's up?
ca va?
-He's totally hot.
Il est un gravure de mode.
-That brie smells funky.
Ce brie sent putain de drole.
-I'm gonna get ripped!
Je vais me fracasser!
-I gotta piss.
Je dois pisser.
-The ref is fucking asshole.
L'arbitre est un gros enaele!
-Wanna try doggy-style?
Veux-tu faire l'amour en levrette?