Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang from "What's Up?" to "F*ck Off!" (Dirty Everyday Slang)

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Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Japanese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:
-Cool slang
-Funny insults
-Explicit sex terms
-Raw swear words
"Dirty Japanese" teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Japan:
What's up?
Ossu?
How's it hanging?
Choshi doyo?
I'm smashed.
Beron beron ni nattekita.
I love ginormous tits.
Kyo'nyu daiskui.
Wanna try a threesome?
Yatte miyo ka sanpi?
I gotta take a leak.
Shonben shite.
He's such an asshole.
Aitsu wa kanji warui kara.