Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

The BetchesLoveThis blog is wildly popular, with catchphrases and posts repeated all over the Internet. Now, you can laugh out loud while getting answers to life's greatest questions-from the benefits of dancing on tables to how to get rid of the man who won't go away-from the straightforward, slightly-mean-spirited-yet-helpful older sister you didn't know you had.

The Betches are here to explain it all-how to combine the hotness of Kate Moss with the wit of Chelsea Handler and the f**k-off vibe of Anna Wintour to become the ultimate Betch. So is this a self-help book, you might wonder? No. Self-help is for fat people and divorcees. Nice Is Just a Place in Franceis the Betch-in-training bible, addressing the types of problems real girls face in the real world, like, "What do I do if my pot dealer isn't answering my texts?" and "Is it okay to give head on the first date?" In short, how to deal with your problems when you have no problems.