In Dog Years I'm Dead: Growing Old (Dis)Gracefully

Here are quips and jokes for that vast half of humanity that is on the inevitable road to aging and knows that sharing laughter with friends is one of the best ways to live until you die. Samplings:
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran?
Happy hour is naptime now.
I finally got all of my stuff together and now I can't remember where I put it.
Carol Lynn Pearson is the author of over forty books and plays, including The Lesson and What Love Is. She lives in Walnut Creek, California.