Hard Aground, Again: The Incomplete Idiot's Guide to Doing Stupid Stuff With Boats (Boating Humor, Band 2)

This book ALSO carries a 100% GUARANTEED RETURN POLICY. We GUARANTEE if you RETURN this book, we will scrap our RETURN POLICY.
All kidding aside, we don't want irritated readers posting negative reviews, so if you are not 100% satisfied with this book, send a copy of your receipt and maybe a handwritten note explaining why you think this is the worst boating book ever to Slip None, Pair-A-Docks, Tortilla, BVIs.
There is no one at that address - we made it up. But sometimes it helps to vent. You're welcome :)
Now let's talk about this book you may or may not return.
Hard Aground... Again is a collection of cruising and boating stories, offering a "stuck up" look at the underside of cruising and the frustrations "land-cuffed" sailors experience when our plans for coastal exploration and tropical destinations run aground on the shoals of family, finances and failing health.
These columns first appeared in Carolina Cruising and Coastal Cruising Magazine, plus a number of other boating publications - all of which went out of business.
Hope you enjoy the book. But if not, email the author and ask for your money back.