Nuts in March

Albert, the vegetarian adders quest to recover his friends (the tortoise) stolen shell has tired him out. He slipped into a light sleep.
His daydream of multiple tongues slobbering all over him and cold wet noses getting intimate with his backside seemed very realistic. One particularly cold nose, stuck half way up his bum, jolted him awake to find he hadn't been dreaming at all. K.C. The King Charles spaniel had arrived and he was just in time to see it lifting it's leg and about to give him the promised hosing down...