For the last 4 years millions of listeners to Terry Wogan's Radio 2 breakfast show have been beguiled (or rather banjaxed with laughter) by the gentle tales of Janet and John Marsh. Told in the style of children's stories of yesteryear, every perfectly innocent turn of phrase somehow seems to acquire a whole new meaning. The CD versions have sold in their thousands; this is the first book to tie-in, and Sir Terry will be plugging the stories on air, as they contribute to the Children In Need appeal. In addition: watch Janet beat up John as you flick through every page; (somehow the stories always end this way). Underestimate at your peril.