Inspired by his own experiences of living in Hamburg and London, Philip Oltermann looks at eight historical encounters between English and German people from the last two hundred years: Helmut Kohl tries to explain German cuisine to the Iron Lady, the Mini plays catch-up with the Volkswagen Beetle, and Joe Strummer has an unlikely brush with the Baader-Meinhof gang. What emerges is nothing less than an alternative national story for two countries and their complicated relationship.