This is the story of Sebastian Horsley's life. He grew up in Hull with his alcoholic mother, who regularly attempted suicide, his his stepfather, a cult member dressed in orange, and his father, a crippled millionaire. He then embarked on a career as a punk guitarist, had a relationship with a Scottish gangster, and became a successful stock market entrepreneur. He also details his time as a male escort and brothel connoisseur, and his addictions to heroin and crack.